You have the right to remain dreamy, Corey

You have the right to remain dreamy, Corey
The Gods of Camp Classics must have been smiling favorably upon me this weekend, because I picked up a veritable motherload of cheesy occult-themed horror movies. Here are a few of my finds:
Voodoo – Corey Feldman joins a college fraternity, unaware that it’s really a murderous cult. In one significant scene, we learn that zombies are ace tattoo artists.

Tales from the Crypt Presents: Ritual – A headstrong doctor (played by a painfully noseless Jennifer Grey) accepts a hospice care position in Jamaica, only to find herself battling crazed Obeah practitioners and feline leukemia. Co-starring Tim Curry as the lecherous veterinarian.

Brotherhood of Satan – There are these people, see, and they worship Satan. I haven’t watched this one yet.

Hell’s Gate – A fresh, evil take on my least favorite New Age fad. Instead of 11:11 showing up on clocks and representing digital hugs from guardian angels, the mysterious numbers are found at crime scenes, carved into dead bodies. I only caught a few minutes of this flick before realizing it was way past my bedtime, but what little I saw included lots of screaming, so I’m sure it’ll be worth the five bucks I paid for it.

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