I want my 10%

My buddy Georges is starring in an all-transgender production of The Vagina Monologues.

I was his Speech and Debate coach in college, so if the show is a hit, all accolades and modeling contracts should be sent directly to me. If the show gets mixed or negative reviews... well, I told him to stop twitching, didn't I? But would he listen?

Seriously, though: if you're in Houston through May 31, check it out. It promises to be fabulous.